Cats.

Places you should not take your cat.

• The swimming pool
• The dentist
• A First date
• A second date
• A 3rd, 4th, or 5th date
• A cat play date. 
• Seriously, don't have one of those.
• Graduation
• A funeral
• Hawaii
• Your closet
• Antarctica
• The mall
• The shower
• The office
• Rock Concerts
• Facebook
• Outside your house
• Inside your house
• Seriously
• Just don't have a cat